Below are the 14 most recent journal entries recorded in Cragmire-boon's LiveJournal:

Sunday, January 23rd, 2005
11:00 pm	Someone. Help me. Current Mood: cranky (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, January 13th, 2005
11:07 am	She came home last night and she smelled like...other cats. I showed her! They fell asleep with the window closed so I wedged myself nice and tight in her crotch. She must have been on fire. In the morning I kicked her in the head then bit her leg as she tried to put the clothes on her legs. I'll teach her to leave me all night for whoever it was she was with. Current Mood: angry Current Music: Silence. They forgot to leave the radio on. (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 20th, 2004
7:25 pm	Why is the metal thing cold? I would like someone to make it warm! It's cold and I require that I be hot and comfortable at all times. Oh he just turned the oven on. I am going to go sit on top of it - it's warm! Current Mood: grumpy (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 24th, 2003
9:45 am	Happy Holidays... Happy Holidays to all...here's my Holiday Message for this year. Current Mood: awake Current Music: Rain and cars (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, October 20th, 2003
1:29 pm	Sleepy I had a nice day yesterday. The day before they left me for a long time and I was lonely. But yesterday she had friends over. I got to see Lauren she-who-knits, I like her, she doesn't flip me the bird. I met Joanna. I like her too. But the best part was Crotch-Man-Mark. I can climb on him and he lets me sit in his lap for as long as I tell him I want to be there. They had fabric all over and I got to run around and yell. I like that. I am gonna go back to sleep now, the sun is on my chair so I have to take advantage of that. Current Mood: exhausted Current Music: Traffic on Atlantic Ave. (Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 7th, 2003
1:46 am	Orange Cat... She's gone. The Big One chased her around the apartment and put her back in the carrier. Then the thing that makes a noise made a noise, and the Big One picked it up and started to talk to it. Then the wall talked and buzzed and three people came into the apartment. I was banished to the bedroom, but I heard it all. They talked. She was the topic of their talking. They told the Big Guy that he and She-who-makes costumes-all-day were good people...and then the Big one came and got me, and I said hello...then went into the living room, and the three strangers left with her in the box. I was happy. I am nervous though. They better not do anything bad to her. I might not have liked her being here, but just because people can pick us up and feel superior to us (though they are not), they better treat her right. The Big One told me that they were nice people. They are going to send us emails about her. They gave her a name, and she seemed to like it...I can't remember it now. When the Big One gets out of "his office" I will ask him. Current Mood: okay Current Music: The Big One Farting (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 30th, 2003
1:15 am	Evil in the Apt. They have brought another cat into my domain. She is orange. She is stupid. She is ugly. I do not want her here. Don't they here my hisses and growls!?! They even brought it to the vet. Well that is good because of the needles. She is bigger than me, but I could kick her ass if I wanted to. Why did they do this to me? They keep saying "we" have to help her because someone left her in a box on the street. So. I was on the street and I chose them to go home with. She could have easily chosen other people, not mine. They want me to be friends with her. So. She sits behind the toilet all day. I have to plot some more. Current Mood: angry Current Music: Me growling. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 26th, 2003
11:26 pm	Me! I tried to link'em here, but the links got broken. Click here for me me me! I am currently in talks to have my own website. I just have to figure out what direction I want to go in. The big guy here wants creative control, but I just don't think he knows what it is like to go in a litter box everyday. But then again, he might...I wonder about that one. Current Music: Outkast (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 11th, 2003
1:14 pm	I know today is a sad day. We feel it too. Sirius Current Mood: sympathetic (Comment on this)
Monday, August 4th, 2003
3:16 pm	Calvin and Stinky Calvin and Stinky are here for the week. Calvin lays on the floor and Stinky lays under the bed. They eat a lot. And poop a lot. Stinky hates Brian, I think because Brian stinks worse than Stinky at times. Calvin is a little upset because he misses the mailman. I am gonna go and sit on Brian's book so he has an excuse not to study. Current Mood: crazy Current Music: Rain (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 24th, 2003
10:05 am	Tub. Sometimes I go in the tub and lick it. Current Mood: thirsty Current Music: Men with bowls on their heads, banging on things. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 9th, 2003
8:39 pm	Bird There has been a chirping robin outside the window all day. It dared me on the fire-escape. I hunted...crouched...pounced...the force field got in my way. It's now in the front...chirp...chirp...chirp...splat...I will get it...as soon as they turn off the force field...I need the code. Current Mood: mischievous Current Music: Chirping Bird (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, July 6th, 2003
11:05 pm	We went to the Brooklyn promenade tonight with Brian "He-Who-Smells", and Adrienne "She-Who-Falls". Sat in the sun and tormented the dogs that tried to come over, little did they know I would scratch their eyes out if they got close enough. I did make friends with a dog Brian called "Schnauzer", he was slightly "cute". If you mention that ever again I will swipe your legs out. On the way back home, Adrienne apparently fell down, Brian and I turned around and there she was on the sidewalk on her ass and her knee bleeding and pants ripped. Oh it was hysterical. Later while she tried to navigate the apartment with her glasses off I will win again. Muhahahaha! Current Mood: devious Current Music: They have "The Box" on again. (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, July 2nd, 2003
9:20 pm	This is my journal. I just cleaned my armpit and it is nowhere near as hot as it should be outside. I am going to lay down on the computer adapter, it's warm. Current Mood: bitchy Current Music: Humans are watching the box. (4 Comments |Comment on this)